Best Quotes About Plastic Surgery
Joan Rivers Dead: Best Quotes About Plastic Surgery
Joan Rivers

"I wish I had a twin so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery."
Joan Rivers

"Looking 50 is great — if you're 60."
Joan Rivers

"I'm never without a bandage."
Joan Rivers

"The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery."
Joan Rivers

"With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace."
Joan Rivers

"No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face."
Joan Rivers

"I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the president has to pardon on Thanksgiving."
Joan Rivers

"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
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