Best Quotes About Plastic Surgery

Joan Rivers Dead: Best Quotes About Plastic Surgery
  • Joan Rivers

    "I wish I had a twin so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery."

  • Joan Rivers

    "Looking 50 is great — if you're 60."

  • Joan Rivers

    "I'm never without a bandage."

  • Joan Rivers

    "The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery."

  • Joan Rivers

    "With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace."

  • Joan Rivers

    "No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face."

  • Joan Rivers

    "I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the president has to pardon on Thanksgiving."

  • Joan Rivers

    "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."

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